Monday, May 21, 2007

Spam of the Day

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Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel.

In fact, precisely who it's for is something of a mystery, but let's just leave this with a hearty recommendation that you avoid this mess completely. View other Access database templates. well, it was King Arthur. Stranger still, the next again morning she wakes up and he's dead again, and so on, and on, and on.

If any attempt is made to show this film to you run away as if your very life depended on it. Frankly, of late I've started to hate mediocrity far more vehemently than conventionally terrible films, so for the egregious crime of boring me to tears Babel is sentenced accordingly.
Meanwhile Jennifer Connelly may be criminally underused as a prying investigative reporter, but one suspects she's there simply to keep her profile up. Waking up one morning to the knock of her local Sheriff, Linda learns that Jim died the previous day in a nasty car accident.

Basically, some savage Mayan warriors in need of human sacrifices to appease their god ransack the village of a peaceful neighbouring tribe, butchering, raping and taking captive it's inhabitants. Rather than spill the beans, Babs uses this as leverage to work her way further into Sheba's confidence. " Normalization is often brushed aside as a luxury that only academics have time for. Now, if his greatest weapon was, say, an orbiting optical platform or some sort of crocodile launcher that launched hungry crocodiles at his enemies, then we'd be in business.

I want my two hours back. It's the usual Glassian three-note, one-instrument water torture that's deeply, deeply unpleasant to suffer through. He of the perpetually linked to every comic book adaptation ever rumoured and appearing in none! I can see why he was so popular in Cats. Fear is the mind-killer. The Hills Have Eyes II review at theOneliner.

For the most part the answer is, surprisingly, yes.

Ludicrously over-long and tedious in the extreme, the only unarguable positive points in Babel are Brad Pitt's restrained turn and Cate Blanchett getting shot, which we always like to encourage. Night at the Museum review at theOneliner. In fact, it was actually quite pleasing that Bowen isn't even portrayed as a token sex object, her entwinement with Archer largely implied rather than billboarded across our retinas. Now, if his greatest weapon was, say, an orbiting optical platform or some sort of crocodile launcher that launched hungry crocodiles at his enemies, then we'd be in business. This has to be the least strugglesome superhero movie yet created, with Jack Skellington breezing past his demonic obstacles barely batting a non-present eyelid. Of course that would be far too boring a movie in this day and age, so Swagger duly finds himself double-crossed and framed for the attempt.

Blood Diamond review at theOneliner. Basically, some savage Mayan warriors in need of human sacrifices to appease their god ransack the village of a peaceful neighbouring tribe, butchering, raping and taking captive it's inhabitants. It overpowers the acting utterly in places; it's the equivalent of someone crashing through a wall in a tank when their compadre is trying to sneak in through the back window.

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